Back in the day, when I was working the 8p to 4a shift, riding around in a Crown Vic looking for miscreants (people with a criminal intent), trolls (anyone looking to take advantage of any situation) and zombies (folks strung out on crack, meth or who had been huffing gold paint), there was a fellow we called “Bush” who was a perpetual ride along with several of us.
Bush was what us here in the hills call a “Big ole-boy” and while he never got out of the patrol car, there was an occasion or two when he got on the radio to let dispatch know his chauffeur might need some assistance.
Bush up and moved to Florida where he made good selling time-shares. But he got bored with that and decided to sell guns instead. You can find him at a Florida gun show every week with tables full of ammo, guns and related paraphernalia. He called me the other day to let me know a buddy of his is running an End of the World special; one box with all the goodies you need to start your post apocalyptic recovery.
Check out this Doomsday box of goodies from Tactical Weapons Solutions Company.If you have two-grand in your pocket and either believe in zombies, that the Chinese are coming or that your neighbor is part of a terror cell just waiting to get the call, this kit, a good handgun and a bottle of Jameson should be all you need.